Sloth crossing the street.
Oh my god I can’t remember the last time I was this happy with a video.
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today.
Supervisor: Why?
Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car.
Supervisor: (silence)
Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up?
Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist.
Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.
Miley Cyrus: Rumor has it Daniel Radcliffe has a crush on me. Daniel: I… what’s her name?
I will never not reblog this
hey guys, remember this?
A Rejected Puppy And An Abandoned Kitten Adopt Each Other.
Buttons the puppy was the runt of the litter and was rejected by her mother, but at Battersea Cats and Dogs Home, he found someone who loves him unconditionally: Kitty the kitten. The two were placed together as infants and are now inseparable.
OH MY GOD MY EYES ARE LEAKING.
ETA: Link
MY HEART
Sooooo cute!
I love these.
Fuck you, Mitt.
This post is wonderful.
everyone go home
this is the best mitt romney post there will ever be
