Chey (:

Aug 16

t-rexarmlife:

“please text me for any inappropriate pictures”

well then

Aug 16

Your face is an awesome face → Gabriel Landeskog.

Aug 16

kreidindirty:

maxswagioretty:

kaliflowers:

maxisadouche:

maxswagioretty:

do you think jags goes on “back in my day” rants in dressing room

"when I was your age we had to go out and carve our own hockey sticks from a tree"

Back in my day soviet Russia play for me

back in my day there were only six teams

we had no such things as skates, you strapped your mother’s best carving knives to your feet and hoped she didn’t beat you with them later

Aug 16

Hockey players doing other sports: an adequate post by tumblr user alex-wennbergs

alex-wennbergs:

baseball:

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Cute pitching technique Kaner

Soccer:

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gOLFING!!!:

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Beau Bennett on life golfing

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why is does this look like its a stalker picture??

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Hank resembles Waluigi

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Jul 23

keepingupwthecanadians:

Pond hockey level: Florida

Oct 30
4gifs:

[video]
Dec 22

benzene-for-breakfast:

Sloth crossing the street.

Oh my god I can’t remember the last time I was this happy with a video.

Oct 18
Oct 18

Dear New York Yankees,

Oct 17
4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST